After spending Friday night being surrounded in horrific awkwardness, crying at the Green Mile and staying up until 9:30 watching various other films whilst drinking whiskey from the bottle I decided I was definitely going out Saturday. So the options were V or Lava. An easy choice as V is tremendous and Lava is not great. However Jonny doesn't like the fact V is in an old church as he hates religion, so now refuses to go. So off to Lava it was.
After a lovely game of arrogance resulting in Jonny being sick and dirty pints consisting of whiskey, wine, beer, Guinness and mulled wine, we left for Lava. Me, Jonny, Ben and Jake. After an awkward moment buying tickets for Lava off Ben and Jonny's ex roommate who left due to disliking her flatmates, specifically Jonny. Once we evaded this we headed into Lava. Danced for a bit to the fabulous music such as The Spice Girls (I love them) we headed to the smoking area for Jonny to try and prey on some girls. We sat down and Jake got speaking to these girls, insulted one by saying she looked like Adele (he got away with it in the end). The girl asked if we were gay as well (Jake is) and after saying no (well saying maybe a little bit would have been more complicated) we ended up speaking to them for a bit before heading back onto the dancefloor. A fairly traditional event happened. Jonny got rejected a lot. We danced. We headed back to the smoking area.
The girls from before were there again so we befriended them again, only this time they had an addition. One of the girls Jonny had preyed on. After discussing how desperate Jonny is, her friends offered her £1 to flirt with and kiss Jonny on the cheek. This happened to our amusement and he blatantly thought he was getting some. He didn't. However after speaking for a while Ben realised that she was from roughly where he was from, and knew many of the people Ben knew. (And as it turns out, shagged them) Ben could have obviously pulled her as the night unfolded, however he didn't go for it. Poor form.
The rest of the night unfolded with us with the now extended group, dancing before we headed back to the Disco floor. Jonny tried it with a girl before her boyfriend, who looked rather hard came over. This didn't deter him, as he persisted with the girls friend. Unfortunately it turned out it was in fact this girl who was the guys girlfriend. There was an awkward moment as the guy got up clearly to go and kill Jonny, before Ben dragged Jonny away and saved him.
So once again, no one pulled, someone nearly died and there were many other fights in Lava. However it was once again a decent enough night, much better than staying in.
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