Friday 7 December 2012

A documentation of 24 eventful hours.

As usual the day started with the promise of a big night out with many people. In the end this got narrowed down to 4, and we were lucky to get four out. JB was finally up for actually going out, and Grace also came along and we eventually dragged Ben out too. Various others were supposed to attend but didn't thanks to essays and various other reasons. The night began with the now traditional game of arrogance. I lost multiple times and can safely say I was ruined. Concoctions comprising sparkling line, some 45% stuff I saw in Asda, Sambuca, Whiskey, Red Wine, Rose wine, beer and cider were drunk and I was ruined, luckily everyone was ruined which meant it would be a decent night.

It was a fairly traditional Lola Lo night, decently busy, decent enough music, and overpriced drinks. The night within the club passed without much incident (from what I can remember) however we did lose one of JB's mates in the progress of the night. There was only one notable incident which unfortunately can't be mentioned on here. After the club shut I finally got my wish. After every single night out I want to go to the beach, I mean why else go to a sea side Uni? Luckily for only the 2nd time people agreed and me and Ben ran into the sea naked despite the temperature being in the minuses. Luckily we had our alcohol blankets on so didn't feel the cold. After a solid minute or two in the sea we headed for the long journey back. Got home. And just clingfilmed everyones rooms. It was a fun experience.

After waking up worse for wear the the last thing I wanted to do was attend "bring a friend Friday" at the gym. But I did. Never again. I'd much rather just have a few pints of Guinness than do that again. I am not a fitness person, hence why I play cricket. The best sport for drinking whilst playing.

Sunday 2 December 2012

An eventful night in Lava.

After spending Friday night being surrounded in horrific awkwardness, crying at the Green Mile and staying up until 9:30 watching various other films whilst drinking whiskey from the bottle I decided I was definitely going out Saturday. So the options were V or Lava. An easy choice as V is tremendous and Lava is not great. However Jonny doesn't like the fact V is in an old church as he hates religion, so now refuses to go. So off to Lava it was.

After a lovely game of arrogance resulting in Jonny being sick and dirty pints consisting of whiskey, wine, beer, Guinness and mulled wine, we left for Lava. Me, Jonny, Ben and Jake. After an awkward moment buying tickets for Lava off Ben and Jonny's ex roommate who left due to disliking her flatmates, specifically Jonny. Once we evaded this we headed into Lava. Danced for a bit to the fabulous music such as The Spice Girls (I love them) we headed to the smoking area for Jonny to try and prey on some girls. We sat down and Jake got speaking to these girls, insulted one by saying she looked like Adele (he got away with it in the end). The girl asked if we were gay as well (Jake is) and after saying no (well saying maybe a little bit would have been more complicated) we ended up speaking to them for a bit before heading back onto the dancefloor. A fairly traditional event happened. Jonny got rejected a lot. We danced. We headed back to the smoking area.

The girls from before were there again so we befriended them again, only this time they had an addition. One of the girls Jonny had preyed on. After discussing how desperate Jonny is, her friends offered her £1 to flirt with and kiss Jonny on the cheek. This happened to our amusement and he blatantly thought he was getting some. He didn't. However after speaking for a while Ben realised that she was from roughly where he was from, and knew many of the people Ben knew. (And as it turns out, shagged them) Ben could have obviously pulled her as the night unfolded, however he didn't go for it. Poor form.

The rest of the night unfolded with us with the now extended group, dancing before we headed back to the Disco floor. Jonny tried it with a girl before her boyfriend, who looked rather hard came over. This didn't deter him, as he persisted with the girls friend. Unfortunately it turned out it was in fact this girl who was the guys girlfriend. There was an awkward moment as the guy got up clearly to go and kill Jonny, before Ben dragged Jonny away and saved him.

So once again, no one pulled, someone nearly died and there were many other fights in Lava. However it was once again a decent enough night, much better than staying in.